Hello all!

I must apologise for the lack of contact. You see, I’ve been having a bit of an issue with my face just of late. It seems to be falling off in places!! As you can imagine, this caused me quite a scare! For many months I have been baffling medical experts with my falling apart face, it seemed none of them could come up with a reasonable explanation for my problem.

It got so bad, that at one point, my face just consisted of an eyelid! Thank goodness Jeremy was about to be my eyes and ears though… mine were of no use!! I think I was virtually on deaths door… afterall, what function does one have without a face?

One afternoon, Jeremy was channel hopping – as he usually does, and he came across the below video…. it seems like the angels were smiling down on me! It seemed that somehow, I had ingested some ‘Charlie Sheen’! At once Jeremy rushed me to the hospital and we (mostly Jeremy, my face was in a mushed up mess that I carried around in a carrier bag) cried out in excitement that we had found out the cause of my melting face problem!!

Thankfully, the doctors were able to save my face via a blood transfusion. Apparently Tiger Blood is a usual substitue for normal blood??

All I can say is how grateful I am that I didn’t die! I would hate to see my children cry over my exploding body! Hopefully now, ‘Charlie Sheen’ will come with an attached health warning.