After a rather dull night online and finding this I decided that ‘Tempura” might have more luck finding their missing ripple if it’s backed up by further sugar based disappearances.

And so… bring forth the email to Mars customer services:

Hi everyone at mars!!!

Wasn’t it a great Christmas this year? I hope you all got nice things up at Mars HQ! Mine was great too – apart from there was something missing… a ripple!

I was lucky enough to receive a seven piece ‘Galaxy Collection’ box from my good friend Bill but upon opening there was simply no ripple. After discovering the missing confectionery, I went back to the packaging to check for signs of tampering  (as Bill is often a bit of a joker, and he doesn’t know when to draw the line) but alas, I found nothing.

I then interrogated Bill further but he seemed adamant that he hadn’t removed it. Now, I’m not saying that lying is above him after some of the things he’s done… especially after the time he told his 92 year old uncle jimmy that the local swimming pool had relaxed their regulations on swimwear, and you could now swim in the nude. But I honestly think it was missing from the start

As soon as I realised I was unlikely to get this back from Bill (as he says he doesn’t have it) I cried… but then I decided to Google to see whether other people have experienced the same lack of chocolate - and they have! With that in mind I’m taking the same course of action as Tempura Frogskittle and emailing you about it…

I just hope that you might be able to do something to make this pain go away…

Thanks

Jeremy (aged 25)

I do hope they can help – after all I quite like ripples; and I hope that for Tempura’s sake this will help substantiate his case.

Jeremy